Saturday, August 30, 2008

burlesque bust, chino sucks, and rendevue with h.s. scum

Thursday night was fondue and drinks at kitty with Tim and my first outing with Roger--little background on Roger--( so we met in h.s. he was 2 years older than me and personified everything that was sexy and irresistible of an older man, i think this is where my taste for older men began. He was tall, perfect teeth, athletic, charming and quite the ladies man. My freshmen year was filled with failed attempts to catch his eye, sophomore year i grew huevos and walked straight up to him introduced myself and gave him my number, i know pretty ballsy for a 16 yr old! So then it began high school hooking up, followed by scandal and ending with the realization that i would never amount to him anything more than a cute girl who followed him around like a puppy dog. ) Besides some brief run ins at parties i have never really seen him and a lot apprehensive to actually hang out with him in such a small group. So calling on the huevos that gave me the courage to talk to him in the first place i went, and the night with him and Tim was actually really fun! His jokes of coarse were sleazier and references to when we use to "hook-up" were a little uncomfortable but the night was filled with good drinks and good company. As for the burlesque dancers there was only 2 one looked like she was 15 and the other looked like she was the first dancers mother! So the night ended with a pit stop at a hick bar/lounge called Beer Hunters in Rancho(i know the name screams class) and followed by mango mai tai finale at TGIF fridays!

Friday- So i filled in for Ruby at work, it was Ice Cube at the Grove, and our set up was actually pretty cool, It was in the patio set in between 2 bars and lets just say cube fans are drinkers! I was flooded with hopeful men asking if i was Luscious Liz, and telling them i was not felt like i was breaking each one of there hearts, sorry fellas! My plan for the night was to have drinks with Kim and Claire at kellys bar, then meet up with Steve and his friends and head down to Fullerton. Awh i wish plans really would work out the way they are suppose to! Instead steves friends bailed except 2 of them and so we decided to make it a Kellys night but i sadly underestimated the popularity of the local bar! OOOOh how i love L.A. the endless possibilities of bars at every corner, clubs a block and a half apart and nightlife incomparable to any where in So.Cal but unfortunately i kept it local. So with the ridiculously packed line to Kellys and my refusal to wait we headed to Godfathers (an even bigger disappointment) We were greeted by a half shirted door women exposing her belly she looked like she was entering her second trimester, and guess how much they charged...$10...that is a lot for an I.E. club, i don't even pay to get in to l.A. CLUBS! I strongly believe that if i willingly pay $30 just for my own drinks i shouldn't have to pay to get into the joint in the first place! Besides the crowd being 30 plus and the dance floor crowded with drunken middle aged women the company of steve and his friends made the place semi-enjoyable until....SOME SCUM BAG grabbed my butt, not once but twice, yes he was a repeat offender and the shove and "Fuck you Asshole" i yelled at him still didn't seem to faze him! Ugh, what is wrong with men these days?
Tonight- I am hoping to be a lot more interesting i Have to work a cd release party for THE GAME his newest cd, LAX came out tuesday and today is his "official" release party. I am hoping for a meet and greet and will be elated for a picture, so i guess we have to wait and see what tomorrows blog will bring! until then....ciao lovers!!

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